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deepak435 17.08.14 - 03:33pm
Ek bar sandy bhai ne apne girlfriend ko phone kiya toh us k 10 saal ke bhai ne phone uthaya.
Ladka: Hello bachche, zara apne didi ko phone dena please.
Bachcha: Aap ka kya naam bataun didi ko?
sandy : Apne didi se kaho ki unki Jaan-E-Man ka phoone hai.
Jawab mein bachchey ne jo kaha us ko sun kar
bechaara sandy bhai behosh ho gaya.
Bachhe ne badi masumiyat se kaha: Lekin is
mobile pe toh 'recharge wale bhaiya' Likha hua aa
raha hai. *
deepak435 17.08.14 - 03:35pm
Banta ki biwi kaafi bimar thi aur hospital mein
admit thi. Doctors ne 1 week tak uska check-up
kiya, sab tests kiye.
Saari reports aane ke baad ek senior doctor ne
Banta ko bulaya aur kaha: Banta ji ek baat
batani hai apko.
Banta: Ji doctor saaba, kahiye.
Doctor: We are sorry Banta ji, apki biwi jyada se
jyada 1-2 months ki mehman hai...
Banta: Docor saab, ismein sorry waali kya baat
hai? Jahan itna time nikaal diya, gujar jayenge
ye 1-2 mahine bhi jais-taise. *
zeena 17.08.14 - 03:38pm
sandwich ....mast joke khadus baingan ji(up) *
zeena 17.08.14 - 03:42pm
banta rocks doctor shocks *
deepak435 17.08.14 - 03:47pm
Girl :- Koun Ho Tum ?
kunal -- Hasrat Tumhari..
Girl :- Dekhte Kya Ho ?
kunal - Surat Tumhari..
Girl :- Karte Kya Ho ?
kunal:- Pooja Tumhari..
Girl :- Kafir Ho Kya ?
kunal - Samajh Tumhaari..
Girl :- Chahte Kya Ho ?
kunal :- Mohabbat Tumhari..
Girl :- Pachtayoge Tum ?
kunal :- Kismat Humari..
Girl :- Shadi Shuda Hu Mein !
kunal -- Pahle Bata Deti Manhoos Naari...
*
zeena 17.08.14 - 03:48pm hahaah *
deepak435 17.08.14 - 03:51pm
zeena ji or unke hubby
Wife calls to her husband :=Window ka lock ni
khul
rha hai...
Husbnd := aisa kro thoda oil garam kr ke us pr
daal do...
Wife := Kya us se lock khul jaega?
Husbnd := Try to kro
.
.
.
After15 mints
Husband calls wife
Tum ne try kia?
Wife:= Han kia, par ab to Laptop hi Off ho
gaya
hai
Husbnd:= Jahil Aurat
Window to batati konsi hai... hhahaha
*
zeena 17.08.14 - 03:53pm
hubby shocked n me rocked :) wah wah ... *
deepak435 17.08.14 - 03:54pm
Height of customer service:
firdows - Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo
kab clear hoga?
Clerk - 3 din me.
firdows - Dono bank amne-samne hai fir b itna
samay Q ?
Clerk - Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai
na.
Socho agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye,
to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta
denge ?
firdows behosht *
deepak435 17.08.14 - 03:54pm
are aap to jaha v jaoge wahi rock kroge zeena ji hahahaa *
zeena 17.08.14 - 03:58pm
firdu *
zeena 17.08.14 - 04:01pm
vo kaise deepak ji
*
sandy4u 17.08.14 - 06:57pm
lol lol lol.. mast lapeta he sabko.. *
sandy4u 17.08.14 - 06:59pm
Deepak ji.. aap really topic king ho.. *
deepak435 17.08.14 - 08:38pm
are ab hm aapko kya bataye aap khud hi jante ho zeenaji *
deepak435 17.08.14 - 08:40pm
sandy bhai ji king hm kaga yaha grp me queen hai zeena ji
hm to bs yha ki ek chhoti si janta me ek prja hai hahaha *
deepak435 18.08.14 - 07:26am
haha *
sajan000 18.08.14 - 07:42am
Mast jokes bhai ji *
deepak435 18.08.14 - 07:43am
shukriya bhai ji shukriya *
sajan000 18.08.14 - 07:53am
Acha hua in jokes me mai Bach gya lolx x xx *
deepak435 18.08.14 - 07:54am
ye to trailer hai dhamake abhi baki hai mere dost hahhhaha *
zeena 18.08.14 - 08:35am
achhha ab aur b dhamaka karoge sub has has k lotpot hojayege kaddu *
deepak435 18.08.14 - 08:37am
jb deepak hai to aag to hogi hi or jaha aag hogi waha dhamake to hote hi rhenge na queen of zeenworld ji *
zeena 18.08.14 - 08:39am
han aap mamu ko b bulayiye yaha doni nil k aur jyda bada dhamaka hojayega *
deepak435 18.08.14 - 08:39am
wo to jb unka dil hoga wo khud hi aa jayenge i *
firdows 18.08.14 - 09:13am
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deepak435 18.08.14 - 09:17am
only smiley not allowd in zeenworld grp hahaha *
firdows 18.08.14 - 09:57am
aap hamari baat nai mante ,to hum vi aapke baat nai manenge ab *
deepak435 18.08.14 - 10:47am
are hmne aapki kon si bat nhi mani ji
hme is grp me rhna hai ban thode na hona hai ji aapki bat ka na mankar *
firdows 18.08.14 - 11:24am
Accha ji..nah sirf meri baat nai maani ,zeena k baat vi nahi maani 
*
firdows 18.08.14 - 11:25am
Awaz to upld nai kar rahe,nafarmani hui nah hamari.. *
deepak435 18.08.14 - 11:26am
are hme pta hi nhi hai na f i r ji *
sandy4u 18.08.14 - 02:15pm
Deepak bhai ji.. ek bar aapka style copy.. sorry in advance.. ;D
Ek bar Tushar bhai kahi ja rahe the.. Raste me dekha ek aam ke ped par Deepak ji baithe hue hein..
Tushar: Deepak ji, upar ped par baithe kya kar rahe?
Deepak ji: Bhai, ganna kha raha hu..
Tushar: Lekin ye to aam ka ped hai na?
Deepak ji: Bhai, ganna bagal waale khet se tod ke laya hu.. *
zeena 18.08.14 - 03:03pm deepak ...sandy isme sorry kyn poichrahe ho yaha koi b kisi ko b lapet sakta hai *
deepak435 18.08.14 - 04:03pm
hhahah tusar bhai ji aap v aa jao or sandy ko v le aao hahahaaa *
sajan000 19.08.14 - 05:29am
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vampsta 19.08.14 - 06:00am
Teacher: insan o jo dusro k kam aye
Student: lekin mam exam k waqt na to ap khud insan bnti o na dusro ko bnne deti o :p *
firdows 19.08.14 - 06:03am
Heheh..nyc 1 *
vampsta 19.08.14 - 06:06am
Arz kiya a zeena aap hmare dil me bse o
Thoda side o jao yar tum blood wali pipe me fse o
*
vampsta 19.08.14 - 06:07am
Shukriya fire ki dose :D *
zeena 19.08.14 - 09:17am hahahaa vampy *
deepak435 19.08.14 - 01:15pm
hhhhahaaahah *
786kunal 16.02.16 - 02:13pm
Wife : Janu is valntine aap muje kya doge..? Husband : White Rose.. Wife : lekin hr baar to aap Red Rose dete ho.. Husband : Darling.. Phele me tumse Pyaar ki aasha rakhta tha.. ab Shanti.. ki aasha rakhta hu.. *
786kunal 16.02.16 - 03:28pm
Can't stop laughing................. Santa's e-banking password was: ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-rahulgandhi Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password? Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie.... Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Rahul baba kyun ?? Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai.... *
an_angel 17.02.16 - 07:15am
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an_angel 24.02.16 - 12:46pm
jara sa dhyan idhr bhi
SHAYARI BY THIEF.
.
.
Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume,
Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,
.
.
.
Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao,
Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai. *
vahenur 10.05.16 - 04:55pm
Battery Low
?......
,
*
vahenur 10.05.16 - 04:56pm
aree hindi ni post hoti ider *
786kunal 10.05.16 - 08:10pm
Hehehe ... Ye acha joke tha lol *
zeena 15.05.16 - 02:29pm *
